After working my ass off all week at bear camp, I needed a vacation so I was looking forward to heading to Moncton New Brunswick for a little R&R. Deb seemed to have a different agenda after spending the same week in Patten Maine with nothing to do. She wanted to go SEE everything.
We went to a place called Magnetic Hill. Apparently someone seemed convinced that this 15 ft rise in the ground had such strong "magnetism" that it would actually pull your car all the way to the top so they built a theme park, a zoo and a bunch of tourists shops around it to lure people like Debbie in. Well it worked! I don't mean the magnetism, I mean it lured Deb in. As far as the "magnetism", my truck certainly coasted all the way to the top of the hill but only because they had figured out exactly where to place the white post that you are suppossed to park next to on the adjacent hill. Yes, you pay $5.00, drive around the corner to park next to the white post, put your car in nuetral and suppossedly the "magnetism" pulls you to the top of the next hill. Am I the only one who understands that your car will roll down the hill and up the next one????
Maybe I need to take the idea back to Asheville and build a theme park. I don't have the money yet but if I could get enough ignorant tourists to pay 5 bucks to coast down a hill, I might get enough to do it.
We didn't buy a T-shirt or a hat.
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